On The Next Step

So I just started immersing myself in the amazing absurdity that is MTV's Jersey Shore. If you don't watch this show you should congratulate yourself for either living under a rock or not succumbing to the ugly face of pop culture. Anyway, to cut to the chase: It's been reported that Snookie, the guidette who takes a fist to the face, just got paid $10,000 to host a fist pumping contest at the Hard Rock at FSU in Florida. To add insult to injury, Snookie's gelled-up counterparts only make $7,500 for their club appearances. Guess being a guido isn't the worst idea after all...